Dear ~Charmwing,

I don't really know how to tell you this, but our horoscope doesn't match. I think I realized it when I threw up as you ate enchilada and I saw you ignore my avocado plant. I'm sure you're ashamed enough to understand that your Honda sucks. I'm returning the couch cushions to you, but I'll keep the oil stocks as a memory. You should also know that I told my psychiatrist about our friendship.

In pain,
~Linaeve

(Tagged by ~phoenixgryffin, original: [link])

And one that I had to steal from dear Jy;

Am i so girly?

[ ] My fingernails/toenails are almost always done
[ ] During the summer the only shoes i wear are flip flops
[ ] My favorite toys as a child were barbies
[ ] My favorite colour is pink or purple
[ ] I did Gymnastics.
[ ] I love skirts.
[ ] Hollister is one of my favorite places to shop
[ ] Tight jeans are the only jeans i'll wear
[/] I love chocolate(who doesn't? )
[ ] I've never had a real job (hey, babysitting is a real job in my dictionary).

TOTAL SO FAR: 1

[ ] My hair is almost always straightened
[ ] I have at least 8 myspace pictures
[ ] I usually go shopping once a week
[/] I love to hang out at the mall with friends
[ ] I have a real diamond ring or diamond necklace or earings
[ ] I've gone to a tanning salon
[ ] I've gone to the beach to tan
[/] I have at least 10 pairs of shoes (yeah.....)
[ ] I watch either the OC or Laguna Beach.
[ ] I change my icon weekly.
[ ] I wear a shower cap

TOTAL SO FAR: 3

[/] I don't shop at Hot Topic
[ ] My cell phone might as well become a part of me
[ ] I wear mascara everyday
[/] I've been or am on a diet.
[ ] Bathing suits are adorable.
[ ] I don't know the difference between a sheep and a goat
[ ] Big sunglasses are hot (.... I never understood them.)
[/] I have gotten my nails done before.
[ ] MTV is one of my favorite channels

TOTAL SO FAR: 6

[/] All I want to do at sleepovers is talk about boys! (Hahahah Schwo, band tour, three AM. >.>
[ ] I love to have girls do my hair (keep your hands out of my hair, please.)
[ ] I give and receive hugs from all my friends (all is a strong word...)
[ ] I hate bugs.
[ ] Carnivals are so fun!
[ ] Summer is THE best season. (spring)
[ ] My swimsuit has 2 pieces (sometimes, but not if I can avoid it.)
[ ] I'm waiting for my knight in shining armor. (Already have him. <3 <3)
[/] Musicians are so hot. (Yeah, especially the lead from The Last Goodnight, he has awesome hair...)
[ ] You write me a poem and tell me I'm beautiful and I'm all yours. (Flattering, but entirely too shallow for me. Now, add that to a compliment that actually means something and /then/ I'm all yours.)

TOTAL SO FAR: 8

[/] I am self-conscious.
[/] I cry often (...yeah.)
[ ] My car smells like vanilla or cherry
[ ] My dishes get washed more than once a week
[/] I don't do sports
[/] I HATE to run. (Auuughrhrweghwogslk running ;_
[/] I squeal when I am surprised or angry (just surprised... if your anger makes you squeal, it's probably not worth being angry about.)
[/] I eat dried fruit as a snack (whenever possible! ... which isn't often.)
[ ] I love romance novels. (never read one)
[ ] Drew Barrymore is so cute (who? *googles* Ugh, she's a barbie...)

TOTAL SO FAR: 14

[/] I dance a lot. (*dances*)
[ ] Usually spend an hour or over to get ready to leave my house.
[ ] I only have like 5 billion hair products
[/] I love to get dressed up. (on occasion)
[ ] Every part of my outfit needs to match (needs is a strong word)
[ ] I talk on the phone at least once a day to my friends. (if texting counts, then yes, but phone conversations aren't my forte.)
[/] I would love to have a photo shoot
[ ] I apply lip stuff 50 times a day. (only Balmex, and only when necessary.)
[ ] I wish I were a model. (HAHAHAH no.)

TOTAL SO FAR: 17

[ ] I wish I could meet Paris Hilton. (GAAAAAAHHH!!!!)
[ ] I have been something that was semi. (?)
[ ] I own Uggs. (?)
[ ] Hip Hop is the best music.
[ ] I pop my collar. (D: D: D: D: D: ROBBIE)
[ ] I like to be the center of attention.
[ ] Guys with Mohawks are crazy. (...the last goodnight >.>
[/] Horses are beautiful.
[/] I'd rather not pay attention in school
[/] Cats are adorable.

TOTAL SO FAR: 20

[ ] I write my own music.
[/] I would love to visit Hawaii
[ ] Valentine's day is so cute! (... I don't know what's so special about it. Every day with love in it should be cherished. It's just become a Hallmark occasion.)
[ ] White is better than black. (depends on what colors it's paired with)
[ ] I wouldn't be caught dead in all black.
[/] My closet is STOCK FULL of clothes. (Half of them are my mom's that wouldn't fit in her closet.)
[ ] Hate the grunge look.
[/] I love to read magazines. (Parenting! <3)

TOTAL SO FAR: 23

[ ] I love to gossip.
[/] I had Lisa Frank folders/posters/notebooks as a kid.
[/] I love Celine Dion.
[/] My bubble baths are 1-2hrs long. (Only if I have a book to read, though, I can't just sit doing absolutely nothing for an hour.)
[ ] My wedding only needs a groom because it's already planned. (My wedding only needs to be planned because it already has a groom... or so I hope.)
[ ] My friends and I are in a strict group. We mostly only hang out with each other.
[/] I like little kids
[ ] Diet drinks are the best.
[ ] I'm all about being vegetarian.
[ ] I refuse to eat at McDonalds.

TOTAL SO FAR: 27

[ ] I check my myspace everyday.(Don't have one.)
[/] I love life!
[ ] I have a lot of jewlery! (For any normal person of my gender, not really.)
[ ] My screen name(s) have x's in them.
[ ] Either one of my myspace names has/had <3's or in them.
[ ] I would never want to be the opposite sex (hey, they have to deal with a -LOT- less than we do.)
[/] It's not what he/she said it's the way he/she said it. (...that's what she said? *shot*)
[/] I have more than 3 pillows on my bed.

TOTAL SO FAR: 30

30%. That's 20% less than ~jycius... >.>

*grins and hands Jy a dress*